asker

Anonymous asked: Have you an Armin ever gotten caught sexin??

askladannie:

askladbertholdt:

askladannie:

askladmikasa:

askladannie:

Do you mean have we ever gotten walked in on?

Yup.

Just ask Jean, Reiner, Mikasa, these two town cops, and one very irritated mall security guard. 

"Not my fault" she says. 

Well I sure wasn’t the naked one in the situation.

Hey, it’s not my fault none of you know how to knock.

Doors exist for this very purpose.

*quietly proud that he hasn’t walked in on yall yet*

*quietly reminds you that from all the times I’ve walked in on you and Reiner, karma is bound to catch up*

*quietly makes note to always knock unlike a cERTAIN BLOND BESTIE*

asker

Anonymous asked: Have you an Armin ever gotten caught sexin??

askladannie:

askladmikasa:

askladannie:

Do you mean have we ever gotten walked in on?

Yup.

Just ask Jean, Reiner, Mikasa, these two town cops, and one very irritated mall security guard. 

"Not my fault" she says. 

Well I sure wasn’t the naked one in the situation.

Hey, it’s not my fault none of you know how to knock.

Doors exist for this very purpose.

*quietly proud that he hasn’t walked in on yall yet*

asker

Anonymous asked: Have you ever done it for the vine, Bertie?

uhh…. >.> done what for the vine?

asker

Anonymous asked: 5 biggest pet peeves.

ummm… tiny repetitive noises. like once I notice them they just…. grate? :/

thennn…. Clutter. uggghhh I can’t stand being in cluttered spaces for very long?

sometimes when Reiner snores I go camp out on the couch, to be honest.

ummm…. hmmm… what else. uh. When people are assholes to waiters or other customer service workers.

annnd then… finally, um, Pollen. ahhaha it’s not really a pet peeve so much as I get really really bad hay fever so I really hate when there’s pollen everywhere? *sighs*

asker

Anonymous asked: Um, hey, Bert, are you by any chance a Homestuck? Because, um...if you are, I think Equius is a good example of what yours and Reiner's lovechild would be....

Oh— omfg uh—- no?? I didn’t know what a homestuck was so I googled um. what you just—- what??? I don’t understand??? *confused sweating*

asker

Anonymous asked: Can we name your butt Bertle Butt?

Uh—um…. no….????? ;m;

askladarmin:

//whispers everyone go tell askladannie’s mun she’s precious and adorable yes do this please ))

colossalfreckles:

Alrighty so!!! I’m opening commissions to kinda buffer my savings, since I don’t know where I’m going to be come mid-august and need to be prepared to pay for transportation as well as living expenses and currently have about $200 total unspoken for in my bank accounts ;u;
ah, on top of that my phone was stolen a little bit ago and I have to get a new one, which will be an added monthly payment I wasn’t really expectin to have but… I need a phone >m<
What I Will Not do:

nsfw (unless discussed)
mecha/machinery
animals
body horror
um I’m sure I’m missing some things but pretty much ask and the worst I can do is tell you that I”m not confident enough in my skils to do as requested <3
basically feel free to inquire anyway and we can try to work something out on a case-by-case basis

________________________

HOW IT WORKS:

you request the thing
we work out if I can do the thing/exchange information
I give you a  spot on my commission list on a first-come, first-serve basis
I send you rough sketch layout and progress screenshots and updates
once I finish I send you a watermarked screenshot of the finished piece
if you like the thing, I give you my paypal e-mail (it’s not the same as the contact one, sorry <3)
You pay for the draw, and I send you the image as either a .jpg or .png (depending on which you want)


 I’ll be opening five slots:
<Open>
<Open>
<Open>
<Open>
<Open>
Pricing:
$3 - Rough Sketch  [Full size Example]
$5 - Lineart [Full size Example 1]  [Full size Example 2]
$7 - Flat Color [Full size Example 1] [Full size Example 2]
$10 - Monochrome+shading (or with a provided palette) [Full size Example 1] [Example 2] [Example 3] 
$15 - Full Color+shading [Full size Example]
Add a Simple Background: +$2  ((only +1 for a rough sketch))
 Each piece is torso-up as shown. The shaded pieces include a single optional prop. These are single-character only, but if you want an additional character, send me a message and we can discuss it <3
CONTACT INFO:e-mail me at meramerapanda@gmail.com or message me here or on skype to ask about commissions

colossalfreckles:

Alrighty so!!! I’m opening commissions to kinda buffer my savings, since I don’t know where I’m going to be come mid-august and need to be prepared to pay for transportation as well as living expenses and currently have about $200 total unspoken for in my bank accounts ;u;

ah, on top of that my phone was stolen a little bit ago and I have to get a new one, which will be an added monthly payment I wasn’t really expectin to have but… I need a phone >m<

What I Will Not do:

  • nsfw (unless discussed)
  • mecha/machinery
  • animals
  • body horror
  • um I’m sure I’m missing some things but pretty much ask and the worst I can do is tell you that I”m not confident enough in my skils to do as requested <3
  • basically feel free to inquire anyway and we can try to work something out on a case-by-case basis

________________________

HOW IT WORKS:

  • you request the thing
  • we work out if I can do the thing/exchange information
  • I give you a  spot on my commission list on a first-come, first-serve basis
  • I send you rough sketch layout and progress screenshots and updates
  • once I finish I send you a watermarked screenshot of the finished piece
  • if you like the thing, I give you my paypal e-mail (it’s not the same as the contact one, sorry <3)
  • You pay for the draw, and I send you the image as either a .jpg or .png (depending on which you want)

 I’ll be opening five slots:

  1. <Open>
  2. <Open>
  3. <Open>
  4. <Open>
  5. <Open>

Pricing:

$3 - Rough Sketch  [Full size Example]

$5 - Lineart [Full size Example 1]  [Full size Example 2]

$7 - Flat Color [Full size Example 1[Full size Example 2]

$10 - Monochrome+shading (or with a provided palette) [Full size Example 1] [Example 2] [Example 3

$15 - Full Color+shading [Full size Example]

Add a Simple Background: +$2  ((only +1 for a rough sketch))

 Each piece is torso-up as shown. The shaded pieces include a single optional prop. These are single-character only, but if you want an additional character, send me a message and we can discuss it <3

CONTACT INFO:
e-mail me at meramerapanda@gmail.com or message me here or on skype to ask about commissions

avoidingavoidance:

"tumblr is 90% gay porn" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person reblogs gay porn 0 times per year. avoidingavoidance, who lives under a bridge & reblogs gay porn over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via askladmikasa)

//armin sneaks on to peak at bertl’s blog again
//good lord look at all of that gay porn